Joke Of The Day: Driving Lessons

Joke Of The Day: Driving Lessons As a student driver in New York City, I was taking the road test for my driver’s license. When someone cut me off, I held my temper, so I wouldn’t look out of control. “You have a lot to learn,” said the inspector.

At a red light, the car behind tapped my bumper. I remained calm while the inspector shook his head. When the light turned, I accelerated, but the car behind sped up and cut me off. That did it! I hit the horn as hard as I could.

The inspector turned to me, smiled and said, “Now you’re getting the hang of it.”