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All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who is in charge.
Brain said, “I should be in charge because I run all the body’s systems. So without me, nothing would happen”. Blood said, “I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen all over the body. Without me, you all will waste away”. Stomach said, “I should be in charge because I process food to give you energy” Leg said, “I should be in charge because I carry the body wherever it needs to go” Eye said, “I should be in charge because I see wherever the body goes” Finally, the rectum said, “I should be in charge because I do all the waste removal” All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and that insulted him. So in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, eyes were watery, and the blood was toxic. So they all decide the rectum could be the boss. Moral of the story – Even though others do all the work, Asshole is always in charge.
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