An overweight guy decides to go to a fitness club to sign up to lose weight. After signing up, the fitness coach asks him to go home and be ready early in the morning.
The next morning, his doorbell rings. He opens the door and standing there is a super hot girl. She tells him, “If you can catch me, I’m all yours”. Still stunned, the guy nods and tries to catch her. But he is nowhere near fit enough. This goes on for a few months, when every day the girl comes to his place, and he tries to catch her.
Finally, the day comes when he is confident he can catch her and eagerly gets ready. The bell rings as usual, and he rushes to the door. An overweight girl is standing at the door and says, “I was told if I can catch you, you’re all mine”.