Joke Of The Day: Newlywed

Joke Of The Day: Newlywed A newlywed couple spent their first honeymoon night in an expensive Miami Beach hotel.

The next morning, the groom called room service and ordered a breakfast of bacon and eggs for himself, and a lettuce leaf for his wife. The clerk asked, “Would the lady care for anything else?”

The husband replied, “Not right now. I want to see if she eats like a rabbit, too”.