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A bear walks into a bar and sits by the counter, waiting for the bartender to attend to him.
Bartender asks. “What would you like to drink?” The bear replies, “A whiskey and….” The bartender raises an eyebrow. The bear continues after a thought. “… And a coke”. The bartender nods, but asks. “Alright, but why the big pause?” The bear shrugged innocently and said. “I was born with them”
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