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A friend of mine is married to a very shy woman, one who has much difficulty talking about anything related to s-e-x. Her husband was her first and only partner, though she knew he had had some experience prior to their wedding night. It was no surprise, then, that it took her five years to summon the courage to finally ask him how many women he’d slept with.
“You must be kidding! I can’t answer that without getting in trouble!” he protested. “No, honey, it’s all right, I promise I won’t be upset. I’d really like to know!” replied his wife. “Well, okay, if you’re sure… Let’s see, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, then there’s you, eleven, twelve, thirteen…” He’s due to be released from the hospital sometime next week.
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