| Complete the words below using three consecutive letters in alphabetical order, e.g., _ _ A _ U S; add A B and C it would become ABACUS.
1. _ _ R _ E S, 2. D O _ I _ _, 3. _ R A _ I _, 4. _ O U _ _ T, 5. _ _ A _ U E, 6. _ A Y _ A _. |
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A very respectable lawyer was filing some insurance papers when he came to the question: “If your father is dead, state the cause of death.”
Unwilling to reveal that his father had been hanged for cattle rustling, the lawyer evaded the problem by answering: “He died while taking part in a public ceremony when the platform gave way.”
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You can go to the grocery store and buy: A pound of sliced ham in a plastic bag. A gallon of milk in a plastic jug. A pack of napkins in plastic wrap. A store-made salad in a plastic tub. A plastic bottle of mustard and ketchup. But they won’t give you a plastic bag to carry them home in because the bag is bad for the environment?
| I am black of eye and bright of hair. I am fast in to the ground and follow my lord as he races around the world. What am I? |
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