Joke Of The Day: Speeding

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Sep 102023
 
Joke Of The Day: Speeding An older man was driving his new Mercedes at 100 mph when he noticed a police car chasing him in the rearview mirror. He accelerated to 125 and then 155 mph. Suddenly, he thought to himself, “I’ve outgrown this crap.” He slowed down, pulled over to the side of the road, and waited for the police car to catch up.

The traffic officer approached him, looked at his watch, and said, “Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes, it’s Friday, and I’m about to start my weekend. If you give me a reason for your speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go in peace.”

The man looked at the officer seriously and replied, “Years ago, my wife left me and ran off with a police officer. When I saw you chasing me, I thought you were bringing her back…”

The officer turned around and said, “Have a nice day, sir!”

 

 

 

 

Quatrain 2 – An Apocalyptic Maelstrom

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Sep 092023
 

In the shadowy realm, a cabal of mysterious figures shall unfurl the grand tapestry of a global dominion, ushering forth an apocalyptic maelstrom. Meanwhile, the masses, ensnared by handheld contrivances, shall remain oblivious, like moths captivated by ephemeral flames. ~ The Modern Nostradamus


In the shadowy realm, a cabal of mysterious figures shall unfurl the grand tapestry of a global dominion, ushering forth an apocalyptic maelstrom. Meanwhile, the masses, ensnared by handheld contrivances, shall remain oblivious, like moths captivated by ephemeral flames. ~ The Modern Nostradamus

 

Resistance and Submission

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Sep 092023
 

Resistance to Tyranny comes with consequences. But so does submission. Choose your consequence.


Resistance to Tyranny comes with consequences. But so does submission.

Choose your consequence.

Random Riddle: Changing the Second Letter

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Sep 092023
 
By changing the second letter of each word below, you can make another valid word. Can you change each word such that the second letters will reveal an eleven letter word when read downwards? Therefore, what now reads AWPYRNUCEPA will be a real word.

BAKE
SWAP
OPAL
DYED
ARKS
SNOW
LUMP
ACES
MELT
SPUN
RANT
 

Random Riddle: Changing the Second Letter