Joke Of The Day: Show Them Your Nuts

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Sep 132023
 
Joke Of The Day: Show Them Your Nuts Two good old boys are out fishing, when a cruise boat with beautiful women appears.

Seeing the beautiful women, all in bikinis, one of them asks, “what should we do?” The other guy thinks upon it for a bit until he has an idea.

“Hey,” he says, “show them gals your nuts”

“Really?” asks his friend.

“Really” his friend responds.

At which point the buddy gets up and stands up in the fishing boat.

He puts his hands out and sticks his thumbs in his ears, waiving his fingers and jumps up and down yelling “Humbledegooobledegooble”

 

 

 

 

Quatrain 3 – Barry’s Secret Army

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Sep 122023
 

In the shadows of time, behold as Barry's secret army, akin to a Trojan steed, breaches the Southern Gateway. A multitude of 100,000 souls concealed amidst the labyrinthine streets of New York, bides its moment, awaiting the celestial decree to unveil their assault upon the core of the Big Apple from its very heart. ~ The Modern Nostradamus


In the shadows of time, behold as Barry’s secret army, akin to a Trojan steed, breaches the Southern Gateway. A multitude of 100,000 souls concealed amidst the labyrinthine streets of New York, bides its moment, awaiting the celestial decree to unveil their assault upon the core of the Big Apple from its very heart. ~ The Modern Nostradamus

 

Random Riddle: Heavy Metal Rap

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Sep 122023
 
I rap heavy metal all day,
and sometime through the night,
And with my steady beater,
I will surely win a fight,

My hits are always hot,
they ignite sparks in my soul,
and I form inspiration,
while I reach my goal,

There are few so talented,
who can perform these tasks,
so me and my brethren,
will sometimes wear our masks,

With our amazing performances,
we bring joy to many crowds,
and their triumphant screams,
sometimes rise to the clouds,

I have given too many hints,
so I now must say goodbye,
and with a final couplet,
I say, ‘What am I?’
 

Random Riddle: Heavy Metal Rap

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Backstreet Boys

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Sep 122023
 
Joke Of The Day: The Backstreet Boys My girlfriend said we had to have a serious talk. She had enough of me constantly singing “I want it that way” by the Backstreet Boys. She said if I didn’t stop singing that song, she was done with the relationship and would leave.

I said, “Tell me why?”