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Two counterfeiters are making some fake bills. They’ve had a few drinks, so quality control is a little off. They accidentally make a whole stack of $15 bills.
“What the hell are we going to do now? We wasted all this time and resources making these” one of them says. “I know”, says the other guy. “We’ll go down to the gas station, where that real stupid kid works. We’ll get him to swap out our funny money for the real thing.” So they head on down to the gas station. One of the guys goes inside and slides up to the counter. He casually takes out one of the fake bills, and grabs a pack of gum off the counter. “Hey kid. I want to buy me some gum, but all I got is this fifteen on me. Can you swap it out for some smaller bills?” “Sure thing mister” the kid behind the counter says. “Do you want five threes, or a seven and an eight?”
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