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A young couple felt they were having sex too often, so they visited Father O’Reilly for some counseling.
The priest recommended they take a vow to not have sex for a year, and the couple reluctantly agreed. Eleven months later, the couple visited Father O’Reilly again. “Father,” said the wife, “you need to throw us out of the church. We broke our vow of celibacy.” “What happened?” asked the priest. “Well,” explained the husband, “my wife dropped a dime on the floor. When she bent down to pick it up, I saw a tiny part of her butt cheek. It turned me on so much that I couldn’t stand it any longer. I threw her on the floor and had sex with her right then and there.” “Oh, I see.” Said the priest. “You did break your vow a month early. But you are a married couple, and you were celibate a long time. Why do you think I should throw you out of the church?” “I don’t know,” replied the wife, “but they threw us out of Safeway.”
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| A joyous character Achieved a great feat. But then he tumbled, And fell on the street. Although there were many people |
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