A mother takes her teenage daughter to her gynecologist appointment.
The doctor performs a routine test and discovers the teen is pregnant. Her mother’s face turns beet red. If smoke could escape her ears, it would fill the room.
The daughter pleads, “Mother, the doctor must be wrong, I’ve never even kissed a boy!!”
Upon hearing this, the doctor gets up from his seat and walks to look out the window, apparently searching for something.
The confused mother asks what he might be looking for.
He replies, “The last time this happened, a star appeared in the East, and I’m checking to see if it has returned.”
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