Joke Of The Day: Meanwhile In The Soviet Union

Joke Of The Day: Meanwhile In The Soviet Union One day, Ivan was at the doctor’s office and the doctor told him, “You’re not a young man anymore, comrade. You need heart surgery.”

Ivan said, “All right, when can we do it?”

The doctor said, “We can squeeze you in four years from today. That’s a Monday.”

Ivan replied, “Can we make it Tuesday? On Monday, I have a dentist appointment.”