| Can you figure out these common expressions?
1. The second letter of the alphabet + the opposite of more + a female sheep 2. The 16th letter of the alphabet + to rent 3. A stinging insect + to dig ore out of the ground 4. Former + sticks used for pool + not you |
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A man moves to a very small town with a population of a couple hundred people. He bought a place here sight-unseen as he was tired of the rat race in the big city. Figured it would be a nice change of scenery.
After a few days, he goes to the sole bar/restaurant. He notices only men are there. He asks if there are any women in town and is astonished when he learns there are none. Asks what they do for sex. A local mentions they use the flock of sheep over the hill. One evening he wanders to the flock of sheep. He finds what he considers the best looking one. Figures this is a special occasion, so puts the sheep in a nice dress and puts makeup on it. Decides to take it out to dinner before they do the deed. Walks into the restaurant with the sheep, and everyone looks at him like he’s a space alien and stops what they’re doing. Says, “You told me you guys have sex with sheep in this town!” Someone replied, “Yeah, we do, but THAT’S THE SHERIFF’S GIRL!”
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| I with borrowed silver shine, What you see is none of mine. First I show you but a quarter, like the bow that guards the Tartar; Then the half, and then the whole, ever dancing around the pole; And true it is, I chiefly owe my beauty to the shades below. Who am I? |
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