Random Riddle: The Plow

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May 122023
 
The following limerick has had the last word of each line scrambled. Can you figure it out?

In a snowstorm the plow wasn’t TWIFS,
So Jim was decidedly FIDFEM;
His street really ENDEDE
The plow, so he DAPELED,
But the driver did not get his FIDTR.
 

 Random Riddle: The Plow

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Chili Lover

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May 122023
 
Joke Of The Day: The Chili Lover A guy sits down in a restaurant and orders a bowl of chili.

The waitress says, “Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl”.

He looks over and sees that the guy’s finished his meal, but the bowl of chili is still full. He asks, “Are you going to eat that chili?”

The other guy says, “No. Help yourself”.

He slides the bowl of chili over and starts to eat. When he gets about half way down, his spoon hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse and immediately pukes all the chili back into the bowl.

The other guy says, “Yeah, that’s about as far as I got, too”.

 

 

 

 

Biden’s Keys To Success

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May 112023
 

Joe Biden’s keys to success over the past 50 years have been:He has no morals – corrupt as the day is long, as well as willing to shower with his own daughter. He has no brains – very stupid, thus anyone can get him to do their bidding. Appeals to low info voters who do not understand items 1 and 2.


Joe Biden’s keys to success over the past 50 years have been:He has no morals – corrupt as the day is long, as well as willing to shower with his own daughter. He has no brains – very stupid, thus anyone can get him to do their bidding. Appeals to low info voters who do not understand items 1 and 2.

Random Riddle: A Dart Exhibition

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May 112023
 
Eagle-eye Ixolite, the world famous dart player, was at an exhibition match and was showing off to the audience.

“I can throw a dart, and it will hit the board anywhere I want!” he cried. “Where on the board shall I put my next dart?” he asked the crowd.

A small boy came up to Eagle-Eye and passed him a slip of paper. Eagle-eye, who liked a rebus, took one look at the note, threw his head back and laughed, then threw the dart. Where did it land?

This is what was on the note:

Perfume Bottle R.I.P.
 

 Random Riddle: A Dart Exhibition

 

 

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