My wife was chatting with her brother, a business executive who had retired last year. While discussing the joys of his new leisure time, he remarked that he had been compelled to give up skiing, a sport he had enjoyed for many years.
“Why did you quit skiing? Are you afraid of injuries?” my wife asked.
“I am now!” her brother responded. “Before, I could have a cast at work and still get the job done. But now a cast would mess up my golf game!”