If I had a dollar for every time socialism worked… I would have $0. Coincidentally, if it did work… I would also have $0.
May 312023
Random Riddle: 5 Planets
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May 312023
| Find the names of 5 planets hidden in the following sentences:
1. “What hurts?” asked the doctor. “It’s my ear,” the patient cried. 2. “Steven, use the screwdriver to build those shelves.” 3. Everyone takes a turn during Monopoly. 4. “Cassie, you ran us over with your bicycle!” 5. “Sam, arsenic is poisonous. I read the definition in the dictionary.” |
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Joke Of The Day: Time To Go
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May 312023
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The pastor was known for the clarity and brevity of his sermons. His talks were well organized and always ended promptly in 20 minutes.
One Sunday, he seemed to wander and drift around a bit and was still preaching to the congregation after 35 minutes. His wife managed a small signal, which fortunately he recognized as a sign he should come to a close. When they got home after the service, the wife asked him why he got so muddled and why he went on speaking so long. He answered, “Well, I’ve gotten into the habit of tucking a lozenge in my mouth before I stand to speak. When the lozenge has dissolved, I know it is time to stop. This morning, unfortunately I picked up a collar button instead of a lozenge.”
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The Body Doctor
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May 302023
Treason No Longer A Crime
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May 302023
