Joke Of The Day: Snow On The Roof

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Apr 102023
 
Joke Of The Day: Snow On The Roof A 75-year-old man, his hair is completely white, marries a 22-year-old girl and she gets pregnant. Nine months later, he is siting in the maternity ward, talking to the nurse.

“Hey! Well, how’d I do?”

The nurse says, “she had twins!”

“He-he! Just goes to show, even if there is snow on the roof, there is still fire in the furnace!”

The nurse says “Well you better change the filters, both the babies are black!”

 

 

 

 

Random Riddle: Into and Out

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Apr 092023
 
You may find fire within me
Though to water I’ve been compared.
You may also find a twinkle
When through my pane, you stare.

When of wind I am the calm
The center holding still.
When of you, a different part
My bottom lid, my sill.

You may look into me
only to see through.
You may indeed look out of me
Through my frame of varied hue.

The riddle in three parts
as letters in my name.
The riddle shows you who I am
But tell me just the same.

Who am I?
 

 Random Riddle: Into and Out

 

 

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