Joke Of The Day: Withheld Pay

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Mar 112023
 
Joke Of The Day: Withheld Pay After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, my Uncle Joe was hired by a warehouse. One day he lost control of a forklift and drove it off the loading dock.

Surveying the damage, the owner shook his head and said he’d have to withhold 10 percent of Uncle Joe’s wages to pay for the repairs.

“How much will it cost?” asked my uncle.

“About $4,500,” said the owner.

“What a relief!” exclaimed Uncle Joe. “I’ve finally got job security!”

 

 

 

 

This Only Ends One Way

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Mar 102023
 

The government now decides who breathes fresh air, who can travel, and who's allowed to work? If you read any history books, this only ends one way if the public doesn't awaken. It is imperative people write a different ending before the regular ending comes to pass.



The government now decides who breathes fresh air, who can travel, and who’s allowed to work? If you read any history books, this only ends one way if the public doesn’t awaken. It is imperative people write a different ending before the regular ending comes to pass.

Random Riddle: My Lifeless Form

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Mar 102023
 
My history is long in telling,
Though, my origins are unknown.
I watch the tender earth most carefully,
Clothed in discards long disowned.
I guard against the raucous poachers,
Praying for a gust of wind that will animate my lifeless form.
The autumn winds will signal the completion of my job.
Maybe if I had a brain, I’d choose to move south for the winter.
 
 Random Riddle: My Lifeless Form

 

 

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