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A teacher stood up in front of the class and held up a condom and a banana.
“Today, class, I’m going to teach you how to put a condom on an erect penis.” The students started giggling and hushed whispers could be heard throughout the room. The teacher stomped his foot down. “QUIET!” The room went silent and the students turned forward once more. “And the banana is here” the teacher continued, holding up the banana. “because I can’t get an erecrion on an empty stomach.”
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