The words “patch”, “hatch”, “catch”, “match”, “latch”, and “batch”.
patch – “…a repair to apply”
hatch – “Step before one’s able to fly”
catch – “…my freedom you take”
match – “…a couple you make”
latch – “…make a gate secure”
batch – “…baked group we may allure”
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Feb162023
My father began teaching business classes at the local prison through a community college. On his first night of class, he started a chapter on banking. During the course of his lecture, the subject of ATMs came up, and he mentioned that, on average, most machines contain only about $1,500 at a given time.
Just then a man in the back raised his hand. “I’m not trying to be disrespectful,” he told my father, “but the machine I robbed had about $5,000 in it.”