Random Riddle: Draw Me

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Feb 242023
 
I’ve been drawn by the artists these days, and of old;
Yet I’m seen only when all around me is cold.

For most of the time, you just live and ignore me;
Then you gasp for me, stop for me, mutter below me.

You might say, in surprise, I’ve been taken away,
But it’s true, I’ve been with you, at least ’til today.

When I leave you, you leave too!
 

 Random Riddle: Draw Me

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Bragging Vets

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Feb 242023
 
Joke Of The Day: Bragging Vets One day down at the VFW hall, some old veterans were bragging about the heroic exploits of their ancestors.

The first declared proudly, “My great grandfather, at age 13, was a drummer boy at Shiloh.”

The second boasted, “Mine went down with Custer at the Battle of Little Big Horn.”

The third said, “I’m the only soldier in my family, but if my great grandfather was living today, he’d be the most famous man in the world.”

“Really? What’d he do?” his friends wanted to know.

“Nothing much. But he would be 165 years old.”

 

 

 

 

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