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A woman buys a mirror and hangs it on the bathroom door.
While getting undressed she says, “Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bra size 44!” There’s a blinding flash of light and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what’s happened, and they both return to the bathroom. The husband crosses his fingers and says, “Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my penis touch the floor!” Suddenly, there’s another blinding flash of light and his legs fall off.
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