JokesComments Off on Joke Of The Day: Silent But Deadly
Jan272023
I let go a silent fart in bed last night and gently lifted the sheet to let it escape, my wife shrieked ‘Oh my god, that’s disgusting! My eyes are watering’.
Must have been bad, she was downstairs at the time.
Jokes, RiddlesComments Off on Random Riddle: Removing Body Parts
Jan262023
Removing an appendix is called an appendectomy, removing tonsils is called a tonsillectomy. What is it called when they remove a growth from your head?
When I was in high school, my family raised horses. One day a friend was over that knew very little about horses. This one horse was in the paddock, running and bucking. Every time it bucked, it passed some gas. After a few minutes of bucking and passing gas, it stopped SUDDENLY. My friend, very surprised and concerned that something must be wrong, asked, “What’s wrong!? Why did he stop!?”