Random Riddle: The Long Vigil

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Jan 282023
 
My history is long in telling,
Though my origins are unknown.
I watch the tender earth most carefully,
Clothed in discards long disowned.
I guard against the raucous poachers,
Praying for a gust of wind that will animate my lifeless form.
The autumn winds will signal the completion of my job.
Maybe if I had a brain I’d choose to move south for the winter.

Who am I?
 

 Random Riddle: The Long Vigil

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Mean Things

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Jan 282023
 
Joke Of The Day: Mean Things A woman got a pet parrot, but she was horrified to discover that all it did was say mean things and insult her.

Nothing she did could stop it. She was especially worried because her whole family was coming over for Thanksgiving.

But when Thanksgiving dinner finally came, the parrot didn’t say a word the entire time. After the meal, the Parrot turned to its owner and said, “Please forgive my behavior from before. I was entirely out of line.” “Wow,” the woman said, “glad to hear it.”

“If I may ask,” said the Parrot, “what on Earth did that turkey say to you?”

 

 

 

 

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