George is dead. He was found face down in the street, squashed nearly flat. He must have been there some time as he was cool to the touch. In addition, when he was found, there was a bird perched on the back of his head.
The George in question is George Washington, specifically the picture of Washington on the quarter. He was, in fact, dead when he was found. As he is on a coin, he would be nearly flat, and cool to the touch. Finally, when you turn the quarter over, on the “back of the head” you will find a perching eagle.
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Jan162023
Management of a large computer services company gives the new field services manager his marching orders: Cut costs, cut costs, and on top of that, cut costs.
So when the field technician gets to a customer site to fix an old, large line printer, he knows there’s going to be a problem.
“The printer was covered under our maintenance contract,” the tech says. “A co-worker and I determined the problem was with a very expensive part.”
He sends the diagnosis back to his new manager with a request for the expensive new part.
“That part is too expensive,” says manager. “Go back and find something else wrong with the printer.”
I constantly collide into all the others,
The only one of 16 without colors.
Associated with English and banking and breaking,
The answer is right there for the taking.