Joke Of The Day: Horse Gas

Joke Of The Day: Horse Gas When I was in high school, my family raised horses. One day a friend was over that knew very little about horses. This one horse was in the paddock, running and bucking. Every time it bucked, it passed some gas. After a few minutes of bucking and passing gas, it stopped SUDDENLY. My friend, very surprised and concerned that something must be wrong, asked, “What’s wrong!? Why did he stop!?”

To which I said, “He ran out of gas.”