Random Riddle: The Fuzzy Green Monster

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Dec 162022
 
Four legs have I, a sturdy fellow
A fuzzy back that isn’t yellow
But (often) green or (rarely) red
A den is where I make my bed
My keepers feed me colored balls
With sticks, they store on my den walls
Sometimes I store them in my pouch
Sometimes deep in my belly; ouch!
That’s when you’ll see me acting strange
Instead of balls, I’ll eat your change
And that’s my cue to feed again
Chalk it up to hunger, friend!
 
Random Riddle: The Fuzzy Green Monster

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Pet Spider

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Dec 162022
 
Joke Of The Day: Pet Spider My daughter wants a pet spider for her birthday.

I went to the pet store, and the owner said “that’ll be $200 please”, I said “$200? It’ll be cheaper getting one off the web”.

 

 

 

 

Random Riddle: Simple

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Dec 152022
 
My first is simply a vegetable, delicious, round and green.
My third and fourth are sound asleep, as plainly can be seen.
My fifth is fifty, clear enough for any riddle-setter.
Two of my second stacked on their sides will give my final letter.
Now that my second has my parts, fit them together well.
You see me now before your eyes; it’s plain for all to tell.
 
Random Riddle: Simple

 

 

Joke Of The Day: My Girlfriend’s Dog

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Dec 152022
 
Joke Of The Day: My Girlfriend’s Dog My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one.

It just made her more upset.

She shouted at me and said, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”