Random Riddle: Not Tulips

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Dec 282022
 
You can find me on a face;
Frequently I’m in a vase.
I’m precise by definition,
Yet, to one man, I am different.
 
 Random Riddle: Not Tulips

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Talking Tree

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Dec 282022
 
Joke Of The Day: Talking Tree A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!”

The man responds: “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”

 

 

 

 

Random Riddle: Stare at Me

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Dec 272022
 
I stare at you,
you stare at me.
I have three eyes,
Yet I cannot see.
Every time I blink,
I give commands.
You do as you are told.
With your feet and hands.
 
 Random Riddle: Stare at Me

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Lucky Number 5

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Dec 272022
 
Joke Of The Day: Lucky Number 5 A 55-year-old man who was born on May 5, had been married 5 years, had 5 children, and made $55,555.55 a year. Of course, his lucky number was 5.

The man receives a phone call from a friend. The friend informs him that a horse named Lucky 5 will be running in the fifth race at the local track that evening.

Excitedly, the man withdraws $5,555.00 cash from his bank account, goes to the races and bets on Lucky 5.

Sure enough the horse comes in fifth.

 

 

 

 

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