Nov 152022
Random Riddle: Five Of A Kind
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Nov 152022
| The first is needed to make quotes you see, And it often sticks up when it’s time for noon tea. The second’s biggest distinction is found The third should be biggest but that can depend, The fourth is oft used when making a selection The fifth is the fattest and oddest by far, What are they? |
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Joke Of The Day: Spell Sand
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Nov 152022
Random Riddle: Drifter
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Nov 142022
| I drift forever with the current Down these long canals they’ve made Tame, yet wild, I run elusive Multitasking to your aid. Before I came, the world was darker Colder, sometimes, rougher, true But though I might make living easy, I’m good at killing people too. |
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Joke Of The Day: First Aid
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Nov 142022
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It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection. Traffic quickly piled up in all directions while a woman rushed to help him. As she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man emerged from the crowd, pushed her aside, and said, “It’s all right honey, I’ve had a course in first aid.”
The woman stood up and watched as he took the ill man’s pulse and prepared to administer artificial respiration. At this point, she tapped him on the shoulder and said, “When you get to the part about calling a doctor, I’m already here.”
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