Random Riddle: Your Trademark

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Nov 172022
 
I can be straight or not
I can be flat or round
I have three layers
The rounder I am – the straighter I am
I can be a person’s trademark
I can be chemically challenged
 
Random Riddle: Your Trademark

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Hurt Butt

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Nov 172022
 
Joke Of The Day: Hurt Butt “Doc, my butt hurts”

“Where specifically does it hurt?”

“Right around the entrance”

“Yeah, well, that’s the exit. As long as you think it’s an entrance, it’ll continue to hurt”

 

 

 

 

Random Riddle: Out and In

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Nov 162022
 
If you throw me from the window,
I will leave a grieving wife.
Bring me back, but in the door, and
You’ll see someone giving life!
 
Random Riddle: Out and In

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Family Size

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Nov 162022
 
Joke Of The Day: Family Size “I have four boys and my wife is expecting another,” says the Catholic. “One more son, and I’ll have a basketball team.”

“That’s nothing,” says the Baptist. “I have 10 boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child. One more son, and I’ll have a football team.”

“That’s nothing,” says the Mormon. “I have 17 wives. One more wife, and I’ll have a golf course.”