Random Riddle: Drifting

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Nov 232022
 
I drift forever with the current
Down these long canals they’ve made
Tame, yet wild, I run elusive
Multitasking to your aid.
Before I came, the world was darker
Colder, sometimes, rougher, true
But though I might make living easy,
I’m good at killing people too.

 

 Random Riddle: Drifting

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Massive Spider

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Nov 232022
 
Joke Of The Day: Massive Spider I just killed a massive spider crawling across the floor with my shoe.

I don’t really care how big the spider is, no one steals my shoe.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: My Mirror

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Nov 222022
 
Joke Of The Day: My Mirror I’m rather ashamed to say I haven’t cleaned my mirror in years.

It reflects badly on me.

 

 

 

 

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