Random Riddle: Die Hard

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May 022022
 
I have one, you have one.
If you remove the first letter, a bit remains.
If you remove the second, bit still remains.
After much trying, you might be able to remove the third one also, but it remains.
It dies hard!
 
Random Riddle: Die Hard

 

 

Joke Of The Day: No More Parties

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May 022022
 
Joke Of The Day: No More Parties I ran into a buddy last month and invited him to a party.

He said, “no, thanks. I don’t go to parties anymore. It’s too embarrassing.“

“What do you mean?“

“Well, I always drink too much, and when I’m drunk I think it’s funny to piss in peoples’ flower pots. Then the next day, everybody’s talking about it, and it’s too embarrassing. So I just don’t go anymore.”

I said, “Geez, that’s bizarre behavior. You should see a shrink!”

“Yeah, maybe I should,”

Fast-forward to last night, I ran into him at a party. I asked him, “Hey, so you took my advice?”

He said, “Yeah, I went and saw a shrink. So now I can go to parties again.”

“So you’re not pissing in flower pots anymore?”

“Oh no, I still do that. Now I just don’t care.”

 

 

 

 

Random Riddle: Smithereens

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May 012022
 
I hover out there in darkness, unseen.
I will shred things to pieces ’till they’re just smithereens.
I might serve as a gateway to places unspoken,
Yet I’m sealed off to man, forever unbroken.
I twist and distort, only darkness escapes,
I destroy all I find
Whatever I take.
 
Random Riddle: Smithereens