Random Riddle: A Thousand Miles Wide

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May 072022
 
Before I came, confusion abounded.
I’m late, I’m late was frequently sounded.

I’m not average, but was based on a mean.
My size, in theory, is constant: fifteen.

I’m two dozen steps, again in theory.
But walk my length and you’d get weary.

I take half and quarter steps at times.
In reality, I don’t follow the lines.

I shrink to nothing in two cold extremes.
Over a thousand miles wide in the betweens.
 

Random Riddle: A Thousand Miles Wide

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Pregnant Mom

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May 072022
 
Joke Of The Day: Pregnant Mom A little boy goes up to his pregnant mom, points at her fat belly and says, what’s that?

She says… (a bit startled…) … that’s a baby, your daddy gave me that.

So the little boy walks off to find his dad with a confused look on his face…

“Daddy, did you give mummy a baby?”

“Yes I did son, that’s right, why do you ask?”

“Well, don’t give her another, she ate the last one!”

 

 

 

 

Still Scared Of COVID

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May 062022
 

Still Scared Of COVID


Isolation

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May 062022
 

Isolation