May 272022
 
Joke Of The Day: Vacuum Salesman When I opened my door, before I could even talk to him, he dumped a bucket of dog crap on my carpet

He then said, “If this vacuum cleaner doesn’t clean your carpet within 2 minutes, I will personally eat whatever’s left of the crap.”

To which I replied, “Well, you better be hungry because my electricity has been cut off since 5am.”

 

 

 

 

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