Joke Of The Day: Cocks

Joke Of The Day: Cocks A priest kept chickens at his village. One evening the cock went missing. At the church pass prayer gathering, the priest asked: -“Who has a cock?”… All the men got up. -“No, I meant who has seen a cock?”… All the women got up. – “No, no, Who has seen a cock that isn’t theirs?”… Half the women got up. “Oh, for heaven’s sake, who has seen my cock?”… All the nuns got up.