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I ran into a buddy last month and invited him to a party.
He said, “no, thanks. I don’t go to parties anymore. It’s too embarrassing.“ “What do you mean?“ “Well, I always drink too much, and when I’m drunk I think it’s funny to piss in peoples’ flower pots. Then the next day, everybody’s talking about it, and it’s too embarrassing. So I just don’t go anymore.” I said, “Geez, that’s bizarre behavior. You should see a shrink!” “Yeah, maybe I should,” Fast-forward to last night, I ran into him at a party. I asked him, “Hey, so you took my advice?” He said, “Yeah, I went and saw a shrink. So now I can go to parties again.” “So you’re not pissing in flower pots anymore?” “Oh no, I still do that. Now I just don’t care.”
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