Cartoon Of The Day: My Mask

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Apr 272022
 

Cartoon Of The Day: My Mask


Random Riddle: 3 Words

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Apr 272022
 
I am three words,
Two of them appear the same,
Two are pronounced the same.
One is the third person use of “capable” or “permit”.
One means to sleep, but only for a bit.
The last word means a group of deer,
Perhaps now you can tell me, what words are here?
 
Random Riddle: 3 Words

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Simple Math

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Apr 272022
 
Joke Of The Day: Simple Math A businessman was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select the most suitable person for the job. He asked each applicant the question, “What is two and two?”

The first interviewee was a journalist. His answer was “Twenty-two.”

The second applicant was an engineer. He pulled out a slide rule and showed the answer to be between 3.999 and 4.001.

The next person was a lawyer. He stated that in the case of Jenkins v Commissioner of Stamp Duties, two and two was proven to be four.

The last applicant was an accountant. The businessman asked him, “How much is two and two?”

The accountant got up from his chair, went over to the door and closed it, then came back and sat down. He leaned across the desk and said in a low voice….

“How much do you want it to be?”

He got the job.