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A hundred year old couple enters a lawyers office. After inviting them to sit he asks what he can do for them. They tell him they are seeking to divorce. The lawyer is puzzled and asks how long they’ve been married for. 79 long years the woman replies. The man adds that they’ve been deeply unhappy and disinterested in each other for many decades.
The lawyer is a bit shocked and asks why after all this time have they chosen to get divorced. The ancient couple exchange a glance and the man says well…we just thought we should wait till the children were dead.
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