Joke Of The Day: Are You A Mite?

Joke Of The Day: Are You A Mite? “Hey, bug on my back,” asked a fly. “Are you a mite?”

“I mite be,” giggled the mite.

The fly groaned. “That’s the worst joke I’ve ever heard!”

“Well, what did you expect?” said the mite. “I came up with it on the fly.”