Random Riddle: Water In The Cup

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Dec 172020
 
A man in a restaurant asked a waiter for a juice glass, a dinner plate, water, a match, and a lemon wedge. The man poured enough water onto the plate to cover it.

“If you can get the water on the plate into this glass without touching or moving this plate, I will give you $100,” the man said. “You can use the match and lemon to do this.”

A few minutes later, the waiter walked away with $100 in his pocket. How did the waiter get the water into the glass?
 

Random Riddle: Water In The Cup

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Vampires In Europe

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Dec 172020
 
Joke Of The Day: Vampires In Europe Q: Why are there so many vampires in Europe and not in Africa?

A: Vampires are killed with holy water and they bless the rains down in Africa.

 

 

 

 

Dec 162020
 

Remember when Joe Biden was concerned about manipulated Voting Machines and called for Paper Ballots back in 2007?

He was so concerned about election integrity that he was calling for election reform that mandated paper ballots and standardized voting machines.

“Which is what people usually mean by election reform. How are you gonna keep it from us being able to be in a position where you can manipulate the machines, manipulate the records? I think we should pass a federal law mandating that the same machines with paper trails be mandatory for every federal election,”

“We can’t mandate state elections,” Biden continued. “So in a nutshell I think we should be mandating that we have a paper ballot with a standardized machine, standardized requirement.”



Never Concede

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Dec 162020
 

Never concede, Mr. President. These shameless Swamp creatures defamed you, harassed you, misled you, backstabbed you, censored you, sabotaged you… maybe even infected you. They undermined you over the last 4 years, and they ultimately cheated you and America, which they’ll put last. You owe them NOTHING.

Never Concede