Joke Of The Day: A Parrot With Ropes

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Dec 192020
 
Joke Of The Day: A Parrot With Ropes A man enters an animal shop, and sees a parrot with ropes tied to each of it’s legs.

The man asks the shopkeeper about the parrot and the shopkeeper replies:

If you pull the right leg rope, he’s gonna greet you in French, and if you pull the left leg rope, he’ll greet you in German

And what about, if I pull both simultaneously? – asks the man.

Well, he…

Suddenly the parrot interrupts him:

I will fall down, you idiot!

 

 

 

 

Wallpaper Of The Day: Trump Crossing The Delaware

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Dec 182020
 

We may get to see history repeat itself. Remember Washington crossing the Delaware Christmas night 1776?

Wallpaper Of The Day: Trump Crossing The Delaware