Random Riddle: Fateful Decision

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Nov 132020
 
The fateful decision was made this morning
But this day did not arrive without warning

For quite some time we’ve been growing together
But apparently our relationship is just fair-weather

Your strange mentality of less being more
Has led to your own members having fallen to the floor

An amputation without anesthetic
For you seems to be copacetic

What am I?
 

Random Riddle: Fateful Decision

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Unlawful and Illegal

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Nov 132020
 
Joke Of The Day: Unlawful and Illegal A teacher was asking her class: “What is the difference between ‘unlawful’ and ‘illegal’?” Only one hand shot up.

“Ok, answer, Joan,” said the teacher.

“‘Unlawful’ is when you do something the law doesn’t allow and ‘illegal’ is an eagle that’s sick.”