Joke Of The Day: Two Cigarettes

Joke Of The Day: Two Cigarettes A man noticed that his friend only smoked two cigarettes at a time.

He asked him about it and his friend said: “one for me and one on my imprisoned brother’s behalf. He told me to smoke for him too”

Years later, the man saw his friend smoking only one cigarette, he told him: “I’m guessing good news! Your brother finished his sentence?”

His friend said: “No, I quit smoking”