RiddlesComments Off on Random Riddle: Picking A Disaster
Apr282020
A group of four prisoners were held captive by the enemy and all of them were to be shot, one each day through the week. As natural disasters were common in this specific part of the world, the group of prisoners decided to make up a plan of distracting the guards. Before each prisoner would be shot, he would shout out a natural disaster, which would cause chaos and distract everyone to give enough time for that prisoner to escape. As three days passed the first three prisoners escaped by shouting out their chosen natural disasters and running away, however the final prisoner shouted out a disaster and was shot dead on the spot.
JokesComments Off on Joke Of The Day: Complementing The Pastor
Apr282020
A retiring pastor was saying farewell to his congregation at the church doors for the last time. He shook the hand of an elderly lady as she walked out. She said, “Your successor won’t be as good as you.”
“Nonsense,” said the pastor, in a flattered tone.
“No, really,” said the old lady, “I’ve been here under five different ministers, and each one has been worse than the last.”