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A guy walks into a store with his dog.
The manager sees him and says, “Hey, you can’t have your dog here, you have to leave!” The guy replies, “Oh, don’t worry, this is a talking dog, watch. Hey Rusty, how does sandpaper feel?” The dog says, “ruff!”. Still, the owner kicks them out. On the walk back, the dog says, “Darn, I should’ve said ‘like sand’.”
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