Joke Of The Day: At The ATM

 Jokes  Comments Off on Joke Of The Day: At The ATM
Jan 292020
 
Joke Of The Day: At The ATM Weirdest thing. I just saw a guy standing on one leg at an ATM.

I asked him what he was doing, and he said, “just checking my balance.”

 

 

 

 

I’m A Superstitious Man

 Political, Quotes  Comments Off on I’m A Superstitious Man
Jan 282020
 

“I’m a superstitious man, and if some unlucky accident should befall him — if he should get shot in the head by a police officer, or if he should hang himself in his jail cell, or if he’s struck by a bolt of lightning — then I’m going to blame some of the people in this room.” ~ Vito Corleone, “The Godfather” (1972)

I’m A Superstitious Man


 Older Entries  Newer Entries