Random Riddle: Draw Me

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Nov 292019
 
I’ve been drawn by the artists these days, and of old;
Yet I’m seen only when all around me is cold.

For most of the time you just live and ignore me;
Then you gasp for me, stop for me, mutter below me.

You might say, in surprise, I’ve been taken away,
But it’s true I’ve been with you, at least ’til today.

When I leave you, you leave too!

Who am I?

 

Random Riddle: Draw Me

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Row, Row, Row Your Boat

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Nov 292019
 
Joke Of The Day: Row, Row, Row Your Boat The slave driver of the Roman ship stared down at his slaves and yelled. “I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is that you’ll be getting double rations tonight.”

The mumbling of the happy slaves was interrupted by the bellowing of the slave driver. “The bad news is that the commander’s son wants to water ski.”