Joke Of The Day: Hooters

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Sep 022019
 
Joke Of The Day: Hooters Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Maryland and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Vero Beach Florida to play golf and catch up with each other.

At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. “Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why Hooters?” “They have those broads with the big racks, the tight shorts, and the gorgeous legs.”
“You’re on.”

At age 42, they meet and play golf again. “Where you wanna go for lunch?”
“Hooters.”
“Again? Why?”
“They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games.”
“OK.”

At age 52 they meet and play again. “So where you wanna go for lunch?”
“Hooters.
“Why?”
“The food is pretty good and there’s plenty of parking.”
“OK.”

At age 62 they meet again. After a round of golf, one says, “Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters
“Why?”
“Wings are half price and the food isn’t too spicy.”
“Good choice”

At age 72 they meet again. Once again, after a round of golf, one says, “Where shall we go for lunch?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts.”
“Great choice.”

At age 82 they meet and play again. “Where should we go for lunch?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“Because we’ve never been there before.”
“Okay.”

 

 

 

 

Random Riddle: 2 Doors

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Sep 012019
 
A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape?
 
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Joke Of The Day: The Religious Horse

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Sep 012019
 
Joke Of The Day: The Religious Horse David wants to borrow a horse from his neighbor, Jack.

“Sure you can borrow my horse,” replies Jack. “But one thing you have to know about this horse. He is trained to start when you say ‘Thank God’, and he stops when you say ‘Help me God.’”

So David gets on the horse and practices. “Thank God” he says, and the horse breaks into a trot. “Help me God” he announces, and sure enough, the horse stops. After practicing a few times, he feels confident and begins his journey.

As he is riding along a road, he sees that the road ends up ahead with a steep cliff. Suddenly David realizes that he has forgotten the word needed to make the horse stop.

“Whoa” he squeaks, desperately. The horse keeps going.

“Um – stop please” he yells.

But the horse keeps galloping.

Now fearful that he is about to die, David screams out, “Help me God.” As trained, the horse stops suddenly — right at the edge of the cliff.

Shaking like a leaf, David pulls out his handkerchief and wipes the sweat from his forehead. “Whew” he exclaims, “Thank God!”

 

 

 

 

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