Brain Teaser Of The Day: Rhyme Time

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Sep 062019
 
Answer the clues with a pair of rhyming words.
(plump feline = fat cat)

1. Moby Dick fan letter
2. Stream cove
3. Medieval soldier competition
4. Extra couple
5. Metal drain plug

 Brain Teaser Of The Day: Rhyme Time

 

Random Riddle: Twin Math

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Sep 062019
 
Ryan and Craig were identical twins born in Seattle in 1961. Ryan was born before Craig, but according to their birth certificates, Craig was older than Ryan.

How come?

 

 Random Riddle: Twin Math

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Rectal Exam

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Sep 062019
 
Joke Of The Day: Rectal Exam I went into my proctologist’s office for my first rectal exam.
His new nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room
And told me to get undressed and have a seat
Until the doctor could see me .
She said that he would only be a few minutes.

After putting on the gown that she gave me
I sat down
While waiting I observed
That there were three items on a stand
Next to the exam table:

A Tube of K-Y jelly,
A rubber glove
And a beer .

When the doctor finally came in I said,
“Look Doc, I’m a little confused
This is my first exam ..
I know what the K-Y is for
And I know what the glove is for,

But can you tell me what the BEER is for?

At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door.

He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse .. . . . . .

Darn it, Evelyn !!!

I said a BUTT LIGHT “

 

 

 

 

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